Trumpet Polisher

What is Trumpet Polisher?

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

See wank, masturbation, trumpet, polish

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