Trumpet Polisher

What is Trumpet Polisher?

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

See wank, masturbation, trumpet, polish

Fucked Proper

1. When you are truly put in the position that no matter what happens after that point, you cannot win whatever conflict you are currently ..

Oh Lol

1. a sigh of relief and appreciation after one has been laughing hysterically for an extended period of time John:...and then his mum walk..

Ownt^4

1. Ownt to the Fourth power, usually said as just "Ownt to the Fourth" or "Ownt^4". The word Ownt can also be replaced..

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