What is Trumpeter?
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Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.
John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.
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The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.
She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.
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When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.
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hiding a boner between your legs
i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it..
