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Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.
Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did n..
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A disorder that causes males with overly large penises to awkwardly lose their footing
<Falls over> "Can you help me up, my ..
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The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.
John: Did I have sex with Alex's girl..