What is Truth?
1.
Antidote to fear.
I’m not worried about catching a vomit comet on the flying pig flu because I got injected with the truth last night. This is just another contaminated plot by BIG Pharma to sell the dumbfahkastani Americans millions of high profit margin death-shots called vaccines. The action is in the reaction. The flu won’t kill you, even the so-called ‘patient zero’ Edgar Hernandez survived. It’s the vaccines that will kill you. Don’t get the shots. The Amish have a zero percent Autism rate, zero percent Diabetes rate, zero percent Alzheimer’s rate, near zero percent Cancer rate. Don’t get the shots.
“I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert.
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2.
Something which would probably upset a great many of people if it were known and made public.
Truthfully speaking, most people have no idea of what the
truth actually is.
3.
1. Something that is real, absolute.
2. Those kids that run around lecturing about how cigarettes are bad for you. Something we already know.
<Definition1> I never lie, I always tell the truth.
<Definition2> If I ever meet those kids from truth, I will kick their a$$es.
4.
Statements that corresspond to reality.
An example of truth is: The sky is blue. This corresponds to reality. Therefore, this statement is true.
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5.
Myth: The Truth will set you free
Fact: The Truth will get the living hell beaten out of you or perhaps worse killed.
Person: Alright, here's the truth... I lied
Person 2: WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU. *beats person 1 up with a stick*
6.
That which is based on fact.
Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.
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7.
Noun.
1. the version of the past, present and future that most people agree upon, Fact.
2.The thing you're least likely to encounter all day.
This sentence is true.
