Trying To Take A Shit Without Pissing

What is Trying To Take A Shit Without Pissing?

1.

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

See futility, consequences, shit, pissing

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