Tryptophanatic

What is Tryptophanatic?


1.

One who eats until they are engorged...and then proceeds to eat even more, usually resulting in a turkey coma. A glutton -- but a happy glutton nontheless.

See also Thanksgiving and Grandma's cooking.

"Yeah, I was a total tryptophanatic over the holidays. I think I slept for about 30 hours after I ate that second turkey."

See glutton, pig out, turkey

2.

One of those people who always insists on telling everyone that they will be tired after eating turkey because of the tryptophan.

Guy: "Hey guys, you'll all be tired after eating the turkey. You know why?"

Everyone else: "Because of the tryptophan?"

Guy: "No, because of the tryptophan!"

Everyone else: "Yeah, we know that. Everyone knows that. What a tryptophanatic..."

Guy: (to self) "I'm so goddamned smart."

See turkey, thanksgiving, tryptophan, wit, eating


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