What is Tsa?
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Thousands Standing Around. That Stupid American, or I guess, the Transportation Security Adminstration. Another failure of the Bush Administration created after 9-1-1 to allegedly make air travel safer. It is run by uneducated, politically-correct idiots with inflated egos in white shirts who give travelers a hard time, and search crewmembers, grandma and handicapped people to see if they have a weapon but nonchalantly allows Johnny Muhammad Terrorist in line to walk through security without a second thought. The TSA agents at the airports have big egos just because they are Federal Employees, but have few real job skills and should be working at McDonalds taking my order. I have much more respect for those people any day.
I hate the TSA. It is another failure of the Bush Administration and the epitome of political correctness.
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Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
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Thousands Standing Around. Airport security. All they do is stand around, thus the name.
Dude! The TSA suck! All they do is stand there.
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Tremedously Stupid Americans.
A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.
Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.
"The TSA searched my bag again. But nothing seems to have been moved, despite my messy packing. They must be GREAT at this!"
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stands for take sisors away! all they do is stand in the airport and take away things like beer sissor ur little swiss army knife but they somehow miss bombs.
dude tsa took my 6 pack!
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(Technology Student Association)
Student organization where members compete in a wide variety of technology-related events at state and national level every year for a chance to get some shiny trophies and recognition.
Some examples of the competitions are: Agriculture and Biotechnology, Architectural Model, Chapter Team, CAD, Desktop Publishing, Dragster Design, Electronic Game Design, Engineering, Fashion Design, Film, Flight, Imaging Technology, Manufacturing Prototype, Music Production, Promotional Graphics, Radio Controlled Transportation, Structural Engineering, System Control Technology, Technical Sketching, Technology Problem Solving, Transportation Modeling, etc.
TSA kid #1: So, which events are you doing this year?
TSA kid #2: Ag bio, dragster, tech bowl, system control and manufacturing.
TSA kid #1: Oh cool, man!
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An abbreviation for the Toilet Seat Assassin. Someone whose ass is so large that he/she throws the toilet seat out of alignment as they attempt to grab the toilet paper. This pheonomonen has been confirmed and documented in at least one lavatory in Syosset, NY. You cannot stop the TSA, only hope to befriend and contain him.
Damn, that ass was so big she sat on my toilet and broke the shit, The TsA has struck again.
"SAVE THE BOWLS"
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