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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
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A handjob with your feet instead of hands.
"Dude did you do stuff with Angela last night?"
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When you get an erection while you are walking, and startwalking like a zombie because of it.
mate i saw dis well fit bird last night a..