What is T-shirt Bungie?
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When getting oral pleasure from your partner you pull your t-shirt over their head in a clandestine manner.
The key is to do just before you are about to blow chum.
Once the t-shirt is in place, let the flood gates loose and watch the silhouette of your partner's head sling shot back and forth as they try to evade that which is eminent from slamming the back of their throat.
My ex was on her knees giving me a blowjob when I pulled my t-shirt over her head, just before I blew my goo.
Once I did there was no escape as she tried to pull away from my sloppy splash, I just relaxed and watch the T-Shirt Bungie show.
The best break up in history, that is the gift that keeps on giving...
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