Tsimpouki Edit Meaning

1. Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton. 1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes "Man, I've a shitload of work ..

1. South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK Excuse me while I go take a kak. You speak more kak than Goerge Bush. Kak in your eye poes! ..

1. Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period. "Dude ..