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The secret plot every woman has for her man, and the methods she uses to implement her plot.
"My wife wants me to wear a plaid sui..
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an expression of shock and awe after a specific forgotten event is suddenly remembered
Ah, poopstains! I forgot to feed the dog again.
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My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.
Look! Squirrel squad j..
