What is T-tarded?
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adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
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Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.
A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking ..
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a very uncomfortable situation resulting from the crotch of a pair of pantyhose or tights falling approx. a few inches down below desire..
