What is T-tarded?
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adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
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A particularly unfortunate looking female. One who is usually overwieght.
"Did you see Mike last night man he was so drunk!"
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By yourself, similar to on your bill, used in the Dizzee rascal song "fix up look sharp"
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