T-totaled

What is T-totaled?

Adj. To crash ones car while entirely sober

Oh man, I just T-Totaled my dads car, He's never gonna belive I wasn't drink driving.

See crash, total, write off, collide, smash

On The Throne

1. Slang for 'on the toilet' Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne. See..

Muffin Flop

1. When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in th..

Mobile Spank Bank

1. Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation. "My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile sp..

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