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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..
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The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath...