What is Tu Madre?
1.
The Spanish form of the interjection
John: You ugly loser.
Mary: Tu madre!
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2.
your mom, but in spanish.
used to diss people, but then make them laugh when they realize what you said, so you get away with dissing them
also can be used as a retorical question, usually said sarcastically
(guy that isn't talking to you)
dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night
(you, slightly annoyed that this ass is talking so loud that you have to hear him)
tu madre(?)
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3.
The Spanish version of "Yo' mama"
(at least that's what us English-speakers think it is...)
Bob: Tu madre es feo!
Pedro: Umm...ok...your mom is a kind person, too...??
4.
the
¡Tu madre es caliente en la cama! (Your mom is hot in bed)
¡Tu madre es muy estupida! (Your mom is very stupid)
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5.
How you say "Yo' momma" in Spanish.
Tu madre es así que el viejo dios pidió que ella nombrara Adán y víspera
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6.
Spanish for your mom.
Used in Spanish in the same way as in English.
Tu madre es mierda en cama! (ur moms shit in bed)
Se! Se tengo todos los noches! (I know- i have her every night!)
7.
wat i say when my teacher is being el retartid
teacher: 123-675=
me:45
teacher: r u trying to be smart
me: tu madre
teacher: what did u say
me:i am sorry
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