Tu Madre

What is Tu Madre?


1.

The Spanish form of the interjection your mom.

John: You ugly loser.

Mary: Tu madre!

See Aubrey

2.

your mom, but in spanish.

used to diss people, but then make them laugh when they realize what you said, so you get away with dissing them

also can be used as a retorical question, usually said sarcastically

(guy that isn't talking to you)

dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night

(you, slightly annoyed that this ass is talking so loud that you have to hear him)

tu madre(?)

See your mom, your momma, yo momma

3.

The Spanish version of "Yo' mama"

(at least that's what us English-speakers think it is...)

Bob: Tu madre es feo!

Pedro: Umm...ok...your mom is a kind person, too...??

4.

the Spanish way of dissing another person's mom

¡Tu madre es caliente en la cama! (Your mom is hot in bed)

¡Tu madre es muy estupida! (Your mom is very stupid)

See your mom, ur mom, yo momma, your dad

5.

How you say "Yo' momma" in Spanish.

Tu madre es así que el viejo dios pidió que ella nombrara Adán y víspera

See spanish, yo momma, god, dios, adam, eve

6.

Spanish for your mom.

Used in Spanish in the same way as in English.

Tu madre es mierda en cama! (ur moms shit in bed)

Se! Se tengo todos los noches! (I know- i have her every night!)

7.

wat i say when my teacher is being el retartid

teacher: 123-675=

me:45

teacher: r u trying to be smart

me: tu madre

teacher: what did u say

me:i am sorry

See spanish, u, me, cheese, feet, teachers


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