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When a girl has unprotected sex with multiple men and does not know who the father is.
Eva had to go on to "The Maury Povich"..
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The torture felt while listening to Obama attempt to speak without using a teleprompter.
Dude, I'm calling the ACLU because my ear..
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When you have recently recieved money, such as a paycheck.
"Mayn, I just picked up some skrilla, thatz sum sik Young Cheddar"..