Tub O Lard Edit Meaning

1. A hunk of noobish flesh that clusters into a living being. Look at that noobnugget, he's such a noob. See noob, noobish, noobsauc..

1. Literally, the anus, or anything to do with the ass. I got tysoned in the umar by the cop! I was only going 5 miles over the speed limi..

1. When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard. "Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"..