Tub Of Lard Rodeo

What is Tub Of Lard Rodeo?


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Find a large women at a bar or anywhere and take her home. Get her to sleep with you and rail her from behind. When you start to finish yell at her "Your a fat bitch!". She will act like a bull and try to throw you off, but hold on as long as you can and keep going at it.

Last night i gave some fat bitch a tub of lard rodeo and she was thralling around for 5 minutes!

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