Tuba Twat Edit Meaning

1.

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.

Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"

See twat bomb, twat waffle, sausage wallet, turd burglar, time machine