Tubearculosis

What is Tubearculosis?

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A type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the Chicago Bears. It is transmitted by beating the Bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.

Jimmy: How the hell did the Packers lose to the Bears twice!?!?

John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.

Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?

John: NO! TuBEARculosis.

Jimmy: Ohhhh....

See packers, bears, chicago, football, superbowl, tuberculosis
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