What is Tuber?
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1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
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A Tuber is an Underground root system, you morons. It has to do with plant systems.. Wow.
A potato has a tuber growing underneath it in its soil.
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Medical Abbreviation: Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination Rquired. As seen on doctors' charts whenever a hot patient checks in.
"I wonder why the doctor wrote tuber on my medical report when I went to have my yeast infection treated?"
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Best nickname ever. Generally used for someone who watches a lot of TV.
That guy there, his name is Tuber
Tuber?
Well, Anthony, but, he calls himself Tuber.
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a woman who has had sex so many times that her vagina passes the circumfrence of an inner tube
That slut Angeline is such a tuber, what guy hasnt had a piece of that loose beaver.
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When a girl puts a tube in a guys ass hole and sucks out all of the shit then gives him head with shit in her mouth.
Brenda is such a kinky bitch she even gave me a tuber last night.
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When a girl puts a tube in a guys ass hole and sucks out all of the shit then gives him head with shit in her mouth.
Brenda is such a kinky bitch she even gave me a tuber last night.
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