Tubercular Death Flu

What is Tubercular Death Flu?


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Any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. May involve fever and retardation of brain function. Usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.

The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.

Anyone who survives should be commended.

Friend: OMG, what happened to you this weekend? I texted you and called you, but you didn't answer. And you look like you've lost some weight.

Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.

See cyquil, illness, flu


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