What is Tubestalking?
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The act of
It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.
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The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.
When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated f..
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About 50 yards, not nearly as far as an actual mile
I had to park my car a fuckin' mile away
Oh man the liquor store is only like..
