Tuck The Junk

What is Tuck The Junk?

The act of pushing up your balls.

-Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees

-Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk

-Man, I shoulda wore my boxers...

Straddle-whipped

1. the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows abo..

Upside Down Smile

1. A frownor a mug, especially at somebody. It can also be a smirk. Take your upside down smile and shove it. See mugging, hate, hating..

Totwank

1. like a tit wank but theres an 'o' she gave him a totwank See titwank, sponge, semen, boobies..

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