Tucker Carlson

What is Tucker Carlson?


1.

He got pwned,

Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

2.

Used to be on Crossfire.

Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.

He's the guy with the bow-tie.

Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"

"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

3.

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

See weenie, conservative, doofus, pussy, pantywaist, twit

4.

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.

Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.

Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.

See republican, cnn, bow tie, libertarian, retard


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