What is Tud?
1.
an abbreviation T.U.D. for totally unnecessary drink.
The one drink that pushes you over the edge or your limit.
Any drink after 10:30 pm on a school (aka work) night.
"Even though I paid my tab, I'll have one TUD before going home."
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2.
A rather vulgar terminology for the female anatomy, more specifically, the vagina; however, it is also used in the context of makeshift possession (i.e. getting tud).
"Ayo nigga, Pinky got some sweet tud, son."-Justin
"Son...you got some tud last night?"-Justin
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3.
Another various word used by Southeastern Wisconsinites to describe marijuana.
Dude, KB, lets burn some tud.
I thought you'd never ask Coche.
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4.
Aye, I've been feelin some kinda way,I want me some tud!!!
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5.
an object composed of fecal matter entwined with toilet paper that is rolled into small balls and caught in the hair lining the greater butthole region.
Dude, I got some Mexican food the other day... I was finding tuds for a straight week.
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6.
absolute crap (abbreviation of TURD)
"Your PC is a load of old tud!"
7.
Someone who is described as being a cheesy lump of shit stack.
Hello mate. How are you today?
Mate, why dont you remove yourself from the arena you cheesy lump of pigeon tud. You're a fuckin lump of tud. Do you know Evelyn?
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