What is Tuesday?
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Tuesday, tuz day, noun.
(Anglo Saxon, Tiw's day or the day of Tiw or Tiw's day; Tiw, the god of war; Icelandic -- tysdagr, tyrsdagr; Swedish -- tisdag; Danish -- tirsdag, and in German -- dienstag.)
1. The third day of the week.
2. From the Christian Calendar derived from the
I am glad to see you at work this Tuesday.
The park is only a place to be on holiday / vacation on Tuesday.
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The most random day of the week. Really, it is. All the other days have something going for it, but not tuesday.
Tuesday is a tossup. It can be anyhting or nothing at all.
Tuesday is...Tuesday.
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The day one should use as the day of exception.
April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
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When you are very high on cannabis.
Dude I'm so tuesday right now!
Tuesday
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To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase
This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.
I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.
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When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using
Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."
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The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.
Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.
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