Tuesday

What is Tuesday?


1.

Tuesday, tuz day, noun.

(Anglo Saxon, Tiw's day or the day of Tiw or Tiw's day; Tiw, the god of war; Icelandic -- tysdagr, tyrsdagr; Swedish -- tisdag; Danish -- tirsdag, and in German -- dienstag.)

1. The third day of the week.

2. From the Christian Calendar derived from the Gregorian Calendar.

I am glad to see you at work this Tuesday.

The park is only a place to be on holiday / vacation on Tuesday.

See calendar, day, week, year

2.

The most random day of the week. Really, it is. All the other days have something going for it, but not tuesday.

Monday is the start of the week. Everyone hates monday...or else. Wednesday is the middle day. The day when you can start looking foward to things to came. Thursday is...well, as someone said: "The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday." Fridayis the day before weekend. One of the best days. Saturday and Sunday: The weekend. Nuff' said.

Tuesday is a tossup. It can be anyhting or nothing at all.

Tuesday is...Tuesday.

See monday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, random

3.

The day one should use as the day of exception.

April: Are you a lesbian?

Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Alice: Is there a party in your pants?

Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?

Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

See sunday, monday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday

4.

When you are very high on cannabis.

Dude I'm so tuesday right now!

Tuesday

See tuesday, cannabis, weed, pot, marijuana, ganja, purple, green, grass, kush, high, dope, week

5.

To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.

This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.

I was sat next to this right old Tuesday on the bus yesterday, he wouldn't stop reading the paper over my shoulder.

See day, tuesday, weekday, cunt, insult

6.

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chiseland become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"

Answer:"A bit tuesday."

See fucked, downer, comedown, doom, shite

7.

The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.

Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.

See tuesday, cunt, see, you, next


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