What is Tufik?
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a connoisseur of vintage porn.
friend 1: I've never seen a video store with this much 1920s silent porn! Didn't you say you know the owner?
friend 2: Yeah, he's a real tufik.
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2.
someone who keeps it real at all times. this person tends to be at odds with someone who keeps it casual.
friend 1: you see that guy over there?
friend 2: you mean the guy that keeps it real at all times?
friend 1: yeah, him. he's such a tufik.
friend 2: i agree.
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