Tuft

What is Tuft?


1.

An extra long growth of the bangs while leaving the rest of the head shaven.

Lennex has a tuft that he has been growing for a while now.

See bangs, tut

2.

A person appearing on the the magic box who is really, truly 'Too Ugly For Telly.'

James Van Der Beek is TUFT with a capital T. He would've been great in the days of radio!

Ant and Dec - TUFT!

Scenario: Watching a chat show...

Person 1: Who's that total TUFT?

Person 2: That's Nancy Cartwright.

Person: Oh, she's a 'voice artist' that explains a lot.

See tuft, television, ugly, celebrities, schadenfreude

3.

An irregular patch of hair growth.

What is up with my frizzy tuft....That baby has such a cute tuft....He has a rooster tuft...

See Basil

4.

triangular shaped patch of hair above a womans nether region

when her panties came off the first thing i noticed was her perfectly shaved tuft

5.

This is a greasy strand of hair.

Usually found on obeise males with large cheeks and unproportioned legs.


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