Tufts Standard

What is Tufts Standard?


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the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.

Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!

See tufts, ugly


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