What is Tug And A Weep?
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To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
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The act of taking a poop, while sitting backwards on the toilet.
Ben enjoys hugging the toilet tank while pooping. I.E. Ben enjoys to ..