Tug And A Weep

What is Tug And A Weep?


1.

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

See spank the monkey, crack one off, choke the chicken, hand shandy


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