What is Tug And A Weep?
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To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
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A cooler way to say "don't worry."
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grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.
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