Tug And A Weep

What is Tug And A Weep?


1.

To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.

Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.

I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.

I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.

See spank the monkey, crack one off, choke the chicken, hand shandy


70

Random Words:

1. A person exhibiting extreme quirkiness, dorkiness, and adorableness. "My best friend, Jen, is so quirkdorkable!" See quirky,..
1. 1. A standard in a certain sport, or a action of sheer brilliance that is worthy of a god 2. A way of life, to live by a standard that ..
1. In a mmorpg when someone pulls way to many mobs in order to receive massive amounts of expirience, typically atleast one person will die..