Tug Boat Captain

What is Tug Boat Captain?

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Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

See shrimp boat captain, captain morgan

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