What is Tug Boat Captain?
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Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.
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The female equivelant to the term "blue balls" as stated by Dr. Spencer. The term "blue balls" is medically noted as..
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someone possessing a good soul
my ex girlfriend jenna does not have a heart of gold
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