Tug-a-baby

What is Tug-a-baby?


1.

The act of both parents grabbing a hold of their newly born, unwanted child and pulling in opposite directions until the baby comes apart. The goal of this is to see who gets the bigger half, much like breaking a wishbone.

The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.

"Man I can't believe she got knocked up again. We need to have a game of tug-a-baby when this bastard is born."

"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."

See bastard, wishbone, tug, baby, unwanted


72

Random Words:

1. Someone who digs up dead bodies for nefariousdeeds. That exumater is having sex with that corpse he just dug up. See necrophilia, corp..
1. Slang for sperm. Wow! He juiced natural glue all over that bitch! See sperm, glue, nature, lovejuice..
1. Name given to the first aircraft used to regularly transport The President of The United States, a C-54 Skymaster. This Aircraft was th..