Tugboat Captain

What is Tugboat Captain?


1.

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

See tug, eddie, captain, video, sex

2.

A girl who is extremely loud during intercourse, like that of a tugboat horn sounding when entering the harbor, except the guys wangchung is entering her hootah.

I put it in her hootah, and she went all tugboat captain on me

See tugboat, captain, hootah, me, put, it


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