Tuguan

What is Tuguan?


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1) Extremely obese, mythical beast who was sent on 7 epic quests by "god." Most famous of his achievements was liberating his people from the "Lard - keepers" and therefore enabling them to gorge until they were bed-bound beasts.

2) Insult meaning "Grossly obese and hideous."

1) excerpt from the bible of Tuguan

And the lord spoke unto Tuguan:

"I do not like you. You are grubbier than the grubbiest grub, and more obese than the most obese beast."

And Tuguan replied:

"But why send me hence on this painful journey, when i clearly struggle to breathe?"

2) Isnt that animal likewise to Tuguan?


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