What is Tuguan?
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1) Extremely obese, mythical beast who was sent on 7 epic quests by "god." Most famous of his achievements was liberating his people from the "Lard - keepers" and therefore enabling them to gorge until they were bed-bound beasts.
2) Insult meaning "Grossly obese and hideous."
1) excerpt from the bible of Tuguan
And the lord spoke unto Tuguan:
"I do not like you. You are grubbier than the grubbiest grub, and more obese than the most obese beast."
And Tuguan replied:
"But why send me hence on this painful journey, when i clearly struggle to breathe?"
2) Isnt that animal likewise to Tuguan?
Random Words:
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A term created by Al Franken, used to reference when someone is saying something as a joke, but they know that its the truth.
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