What is Tui?
1.
Typing Under the Influence
Bob: yo man i got totally wasted last night and i told trish I loved her on AOL.
Jim: Why would you do that?
Bob: Man I was totally TUI.
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2.
A Kick ass Beer Brewed in Mangatainoka in the Wairarapa district of New Zealand since 1889.
If ya dont drink tui, then yer a wuss. If ya dont drink tui from the 750ml or Jugs then yer a fucking pussy.
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3.
texting under the influence
*Johnny flips open his cell phone*
"New text message received 2/2/2008 at 1:04 am:
I watn you so baddd why don5t you like m eback"
Johnny: She must have been TUI.
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4.
TUI: Texting Under the Influence.
Getting the bright idea to text ex-girl/boyfriends, parents, siblings and enemies expecting them to enjoy your thoughts while intoxicated. This especially occurs after a game of beer pong or round of shots, during a lonely cigarette at or around 4am
"I cam this close to a TUI last night, good thing my mom doesn't know how to text!"
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5.
Texting Under the Influence
1. the text messaging equivalent of drunk dialing
2. the act of typing text messages while operating a motor vehicle
He deserved two TUIs yesterday: one before drinking a sip of alcohol commuting to the Braves game, and another 20 beers deep by night's end ...
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6.
Pothwari word for Vagina or Pussy. Pothwari is the language mainly spoken in Mirpur or RawalPindi area (Pothwar) in Pakistan.
Twadi Tui wich mada Lun.
(My dick is in your pussy.)
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7.
the balls the package, that whole area
that man is the tui
tui is way bigger than ike
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