What is Tuk?
1.
A person or thing that is '1337' on the online world; someone who knows alot; wise.
Hey tuK! What was Bill Gates' IP address?
2.
A generic term that replaces the F-word when used in relation to a person. The meaning of the word is given by intonation.
He's such a tuk, he wouldn't lend me any money.
What a tuk! He crashed his car.
That tuk aced his exam.
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