What is Tulactus?
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Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulactus is easily identifiable by it's lack of social skills, waddling walk and by it's overly loud speaking voice. This voice is noteworthy as it may resemble any number of famous persons and is often used to lure it's prey into a conversation from great distances. This voice is often called the herald of Tulactus, as it forewarns others of their impending doom.
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