Tulip Toupee

What is Tulip Toupee?


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A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

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