Tulipshitz

What is Tulipshitz?

The excrements released through one's anus while their rectum is shaped as a tulip, or an inside out anus.

If it weren't for my tulip-of-an-ass, I wouldn't be getting these nasty, skinny tulipshitz.

Tulipshitz are commonly squirts as opposed to logs.

See diarrhea, poop, shit, anus

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