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Have sex missionary style with an extremely obese woman.
"Jason's girlfriend sure is fat! Does he climb that mountain?" ..
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Busting a grape is shit that you talk but you can't back up.
All Drew was trying to do was act like a champ, but all he was doing ..
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When something is so fucking retardedan ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.
5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...