Tumblralysis

What is Tumblralysis?


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State where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. The brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects hits refresh every 4 seconds.

Only memes can undo this unfortunate state.

She didn't do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.

See tumblr, meme, body, mind, finger, follower


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