Tumfus

What is Tumfus?

A word used for people who cant play egyptian rat screw because they slap down to much! mostly used in latin classes!

Gosh you tumfus, stop slapin down!

Operation Onion

1. When you pull a woman's dress over her head and tie it in a top-knot in order to have sex with her. Best used when a woman has a ki..

Spontanious Animal Combustion

1. Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault. Bob: "Howdy neighbor!..

Jakes Penis

1. A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on. im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes pen..

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