What is Tumor?
1.
An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.
<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!
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2.
a group of cancerous cells that forms naturally in the body, like steroids
Tumors are not caused by carcinogens
3.
Karate choping someone randomly in any part of the body and shouting "tumor" and after they ask why you just "tumored" them you tell them they are going to get a tumor wher you just "tumored" them.
Alex karate chops Will in the arm. Will says "what the hell was that?"
Alex replies " I just "tumored" you!"
Will replies "what does that mean?"
Alex says "your going to get a tumor on your arm
now"
Will replies though his tears " I don't want a tumor !"
True story.
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4.
a cigarette, use it often by big smokers
"Let´s have a tumor!"
"Hey, Give me another tumor!
Camel or Benson? "
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5.
-male porksword that looks like a piece of dead meat
-easy way to get away with saying "penic" without getting in trouble
- a word made up while eating burritos and googling shit
-an especially special word made up my Savannah =]
Kelsey: Wanna see Pete Wentz's dick?
Savannah: Sure
*googles*
Savannah: WTF, is that a tumor??!?!?!
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6.
A euphamism for one's testical(s), used by immature boys to make an unsuspecting victim look at it / them.
Hey, man, check out my tumor!
7.
More Then One
"Can I Have Tumor?"
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