What is Tums?
1.
Antacid/Calcium supliment. Used to treat upset stomachs, heartburn, acid indigestion. 10 calories, 3g of sugar, 800mg of calcium, 10mg of sodium.
Child: My stomach hurts so bad :'(
Mother: Here, take some tums!
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2.
sexual innuendo which refers to deep penetration.
Dude I gave that chicks some tums last night!
Really?
Yep she was like I feel it in my belly!
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3.
a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the
belly fire ? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar
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