Tums

What is Tums?

1.

Antacid/Calcium supliment. Used to treat upset stomachs, heartburn, acid indigestion. 10 calories, 3g of sugar, 800mg of calcium, 10mg of sodium.

Child: My stomach hurts so bad :'(

Mother: Here, take some tums!

See tablet, calcium, stomach, acid, tums

2.

sexual innuendo which refers to deep penetration.

Dude I gave that chicks some tums last night!

Really?

Yep she was like I feel it in my belly!

See penetration, sex, deep, innuendo, stomach

3.

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

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