What is Tuna Can?
1.
A penis fatter than it is long;
Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.
2.
A penis that is wider than long.
The guy had such a tuna can he had to have an elephant step on his back to fuck.
3.
a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.
Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.
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4.
a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick
Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants
5.
A penis which resembles a tuna can i.e short and fat. Another word for a chode basically.
Damn i bet that fat twat has a TUNA CAN.
That Paul Wilson could'nt get it up me he's sure got a TUNA CAN.
Dude i just TUNA CANNED that whore last night.
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6.
A penis that is wider than it is long.
"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
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7.
another term for a chode
Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.
