Tuna Can Penis

What is Tuna Can Penis?


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This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.

Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.

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