Tuna Salad

What is Tuna Salad?


1.

1 (12-ounce) can white albacore tuna, drained

2 chopped green onions

1 stalk celery, diced

1/4 cup stuffed green olives, chopped

2 tablespoons capers, diced

1/4 cup slivered almonds

1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

1/4 cup mayonnaise

1/4 cup sour cream

1. In a mixing bowl, combine tuna, green onions, celery, green olives, capers and almonds.

2. In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, sour cream and the Worcestershire sauce. Blend together dressing and tuna mixture.

3. Serve on bed of lettuce or your choice of fresh bread as a tuna salad sandwich.

Makes 4 servings of Tuna Salad.

See fish, taco, touchy, feely, salad

2.

(n) 1. an orgy

2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)

A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.

3.

1.Something my best friend's dad is obsessed with.

2. NAP

Mollie: DAD!! I'm hungry!

Mollie's dad: Have some tuna salad!

Mollie: I FUCKING HATE TUNA SALAD!!!


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