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one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche
my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night
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when someone defecates into a hat and a poor unsuspecting victim puts on the fecal matter filled hat. the fecal matter then coats the vi..
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the anniversary of the day you had sex. most easily observed once pregnancy begins; in this sense, also known as conception day.
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