What is Tunaist?
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Tunaism is the religion of worshiping the Almighty Tuna Fish. This religion is practiced by at least one person.
You must eat a can of tuna daily and pray to the Almighty Tuna Fish before each meal. Tunaism is hopefully gaining popularity. It was started by one lone female in a small California town, once she decided the the tuna fish was the most beautiful thing in the world, and could help solve global warming.
A tunaist will often be see singing gospel songs while cradling a can of tuna close to their heart.
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